Review

When I got my first ever Panda Express order, I wasn’t expecting much. I just wanted something quick and warm — but the moment I took that first bite of Orange Chicken, something clicked. That crispy, sticky, sweet heat? I was hooked.

I won’t lie… I got a little obsessed.

Like, “thinking-about-it-at-midnight” obsessed.

From that first order, I made it my little mission to try every single item on their menu. I wanted to taste it all — the classics, the underrated gems, the healthy sides, the saucy favorites. Not just for fun, but because I genuinely love understanding what makes food special. The flavor. The texture. The balance. And also — hey — what’s worth the calories and what isn’t.

So I decided: I’m going to review their entire menu, one dish at a time. Break it down by flavor, portion, price, calories, and how I felt after eating it. And of course, I’ll share all of it with you.

Panda Express Review Collection

Below are all the reviews I’ve written (or am working on), each one based on my real experiences, honest opinions, and sometimes — a little too much excitement over soy sauce. Click through to dive into each one: